rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

(Source: rneerkat, via shersock)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via iam--who--locked)

send me your complete honest opinion of me

even if its rude

i want to hear it

(Source: baraboobies, via captainofthessjohnlock)

piddledaddle:

if I make you ship something:

1. I am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat uwu

(via captainofthessjohnlock)


When I start to develop a crush on someone
agentsterling:

agentharrisonofshield:

// Almost forgot: THIS was one of the first vehicles I saw on the road today. I nearly had an accident when I saw the plate.

I guess even HYDRA has to label all their shit.

erectrode:

can i get a one way ticket to being attractive please

(via captainofthessjohnlock)

awwww-cute:

The perfect disguise for this Sunday
peachberrylove:

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

I was waiting for this
barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

daily-asgardian-news:

daily-asgardian-news:

daily-asgardian-news:

Lose one follower, two shall take its place

HAIL TUMBLR!

HAIL TUMBLR!

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